the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

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tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts

tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts

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“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

“We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: ‘Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.’”

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codenamecesare:

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad

I think it’s the long-suffering guard in the background.
#wait is that guy that other guy’s dad #also CAN SOMEONE UNTAPE ME PLEASE
codenamecesare:

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad

I think it’s the long-suffering guard in the background.
#wait is that guy that other guy’s dad #also CAN SOMEONE UNTAPE ME PLEASE
codenamecesare:

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad

I think it’s the long-suffering guard in the background.
#wait is that guy that other guy’s dad #also CAN SOMEONE UNTAPE ME PLEASE

charliegays:

the MCU is probably the best thing marvel has ever done tbh

so far we’ve had 10 films and 2 tv shows and countless short films

like honestly who would’ve thought it would be THAT successful when it started

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

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roisinlikesbooks:

landofboobsandmods:

ultrafacts:

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i swear if its not me im going to scream

I thinks it’s gonna be him because clearly he is Rasputin who was notoriously difficult to kill.

What fictional character(s) do I remind you of?

eskalations:

Looks:
Personality:

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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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